Best Customer Service!

21 12 2008

Well last week I made the decision to port my mobile phone across from Optus to Three.

(I should point out that I work for Optus, and I was on a staff plan with very cheap call rates).

I chose a $29 cap with $150 in calls, and a $5 data pack with 20MB included (plus unlimited access to some useful sites like YourGigs and YourBars).

Signing up was easy, I didn’t need a new handset so I just ordered a SIM online, which was delivered on the day it was promised. To port the number across I had to fill in a form and fax it back (standard procedure), I chose 15/12/08 as the date to port my number.

On that day at around lunchtime, my phone said “Inactive SIM”, so I took the Optus SIM out and put the Three SIM in. Immediately it started working, as expected.

I logged onto the website and tried to setup an account (for tracking usage, changing your settings, paying bills etc), but it couldn’t locate my number. I figured it was just because my number had only just ported across and it would take a day or two, but I called them anyway just in case.

No voice recognition menu, they have a simple “Press 1 for X, Press 2 for Y” menu system. I put my mobile number in, 5 seconds later I’m speaking to an Indian customer service rep (Three’s customer service is entirely outsourced, I already knew this). She asked me for my name and PIN. Every Three customer has to choose a PIN, it’s much faster to ID people that way! I said I was having trouble setting up my account, she doublechecked everything for me, reconfirmed my account number and said “it’s because your mobile has only just been activated, try again in 24 hours and it should work”. So I tried the next day, and it worked immediately!

A few days later, I received an email from Optus saying my mobile account is ready to view. I have online billing, I have to login to the website and download a PDF to view my bills. So I tried to login as I always do, and there were no mobile account numbers listed. I tried to put my number in and re-link the account, no luck! I know a bill’s been generated, but I can’t see it!

So I called Optus and went through the voice recognition menu (IVR), which I’m an expert on using now. I got an email a few weeks ago at work saying that customers can now use the IVR to check their account balance, it will read it out automatically. I figured this would be nice and easy so I tried it.

IVR: “Using just a few words, please explain the reason for your call”
ME: “Account Balance”
IVR: “So that’s a question about your account balance, is that correct?”
ME: “Yes”
IVR: “And is that about your mobile, home phone or internet service?”
ME: “Mobile”
IVR: “OK, to allow me to locate your account, please say your mobile number, or if you wish you can type it in using your keypad”
ME: “04XX-XXX-XXX”
IVR: “So that’s 04XX-XXX-XXX, is that correct?”
ME: “Yes”
IVR: “One moment while I transfer you to one of our general enquiries and billing staff”

(What the hell??? I thought this was meant to be automated! Anyway I get put through to some customer service rep, she was Australian)

REP: “Welcome to Optus, this is X, can I start with your mobile number?”
ME: “I put my number into the IVR, didn’t it come through?”
REP: “No it didn’t” (Optus has changed to a new caller ID system which doesn’t work most of the time, and most staff aren’t trained in how to fix it)
ME: “It’s 04XX-XXX-XXX”
REP: “And can I have your name, address and date of birth?”
ME: “Yes it’s …….” (What a pain compared to the PIN with Three)

Anyway she told me how much money was due, apparently I have some money overdue but seeing as I can’t view my bill I have no way of disputing the charges! Even though I’ve canceled my Optus service, I should be able to login and view my bills, at least for 6 months after disconnecting. What if I needed them for tax reasons? If I’m missing 12 months worth of bills, I’d have to get customer service to reprint them, a total cost of $60! I’m going to get my supervisor’s permission to view them at work on Monday before I pay anything. The customer service rep was insisting on getting details on when I’ll make a payment for the overdue money, I said:

ME: “I’ll pay when I receive a bill”
REP: “If you don’t pay soon, you may be subject to financial services action”
ME: “What does that mean?” (knowing the answer already)
REP: “You may have your service barred”
ME: “But I just said I’ve ported out my number to Three”
REP: “Yes, that’s right”
ME: “So Optus is going to call Three and tell them to bar my mobile service, just because I haven’t paid my Optus bill?”

I’d take a smart Indian rep over a dumb Australian one anyday…

I’ve only had one problem since porting, which is that Optus customers can’t send MMS (picture messages) to me anymore. I can send them to myself and they work, and I can send them to other people (including Optus), but when someone on Optus sends one to me it sits in my inbox unread, and I can’t download the attachment. I get a “Download Error. Communication Failed” message.

I tried different handsets with the same error message. Tried 2 different Optus people, same error. Even tried different images, same error.

I called Three tech support, the rep was friendly enough but it was a little difficult to get her to understand the problem. Eventually she knew what I meant and realised it wasn’t something she could fix, so she logged a support case for me with their technicians. I figured this was what they’d have to do, I assumed something hasn’t completed with the port process. I guessed if I was porting to Three from Vodafone, I wouldn’t be able to receive MMS from Vodafone customers. She promised me a callback within 48 hours.

Sure enough, 2 days later I received a callback from them, but she said “unfortunately we haven’t received a response back from Telstra yet (they control the numbers), but we’re working on it and someone should contact you within the next few days”. Fair enough, it’s outside their control, but I’m thrilled they kept their promise and kept me in the loop!

And then today, on a SUNDAY, I receive two MMS messages come through, from two numbers I don’t recognise. The second MMS said “test mms from vodafone handset, reply ‘ok’ if received”. So I replied “ok”. I then received a phone call from a technician at Three (He was Australian, working on a sunday!!) and he said he had sent me 4 MMS. One from a Three mobile (successful), one from Vodafone (successful), one from Telstra and one from Optus. After the call I received one more MMS but the attachment wouldn’t download, so I’d assume that one came from an Optus mobile. The Telstra one didn’t turn up at all for some reason. He said they’re going to keep working on it and he’ll call me back when he has an update, but he’s probably going to have to get in touch with Telstra and Optus to fix what appears to be a porting problem.

If I said I was impressed with the way Three treats their customers, it would be a complete understatement. I didn’t have to get transferred once, the staff were knowledgeable and friendly, and most importantly their computer systems work!





Luke Skywalker endorses Barack Obama

13 04 2008


Mark Hamill, of Star Wars fame, spoke to a crowd about Barack Obama at Point Park University in Pittsburgh, PA





John Howard vs Kevin Rudd – Waste of Paper?

16 10 2007

John Howard Mailout

(This photo is one of my own, feel free to share and repost if you wish, no link is required)





Shaun Micallef presents Newstopia

7 10 2007

Shaun Micallef

Hi all!

Just a quick post about Shaun Micallef’s new series “Newstopia”, which starts on SBS at 10pm on Wednesday.
There’s a great article about it here at The Age:
Micallef rewrites headlines with comedy Newstopia

Some of my favorite quotes:
“It’s strange to have a segment consisting entirely of American newsreaders mentioning our name,” says Shaun Micallef, anchor of upcoming comedy news program Newstopia, on SBS. “With Port Arthur there was almost this sense that we’ve made it; that we’re up there with any number of mass shootings across the world.”

This is pretty spot on, if something big happens they’ll not only cover the incident, but also the press coverage of the incident!

This perverse pride is not the only quirk of our TV news. There’s our tendency to laud disaster victims as heroes even before they’ve demonstrated courage. (“All you have to do is survive,” Micallef says). World news is crammed into a 90-second overview. And how many other countries devote half their bulletins to sport?

Isn’t it amazing how only 10 minutes of newsworthy events happen on the weekend around the entire world? And then at 6:10pm we have to hear about how some football player stubbed his toe and might miss a few games. Or 5 minutes of discussion about some guy’s groin…

It’s not a foul mouth or rampant political bias that polarises viewers. Few actually take umbrage to his jokes. It’s just that a lot a people – if letters to the editor are anything to go by – simply don’t get him. Every new foray prompts another flood of correspondence, all echoing the same refrain: what’s so funny about this guy? To which an equally large number respond: everything. (Micallef seems to inspire a rusted-on loyalty that other comedians only dream of.)Why? Well, his absurdist, Python-esque flourishes are a world away from the f-words and Frankston jokes of most Australian comics. He doesn’t even do stand-up. As producer Gary Reilly once put it, he’s a “come-to-me” comedian.

This is probably the best part of the article. He’s a genius, but his sense of humor is way out of what most people comprehend. You either get it or you don’t. Who else would start their brand new variety show by walking onto the stage, and then taking a look back at the series so far? (Youtube link)
Or who else would call their show “The Micallef Program”, then rename it to “The Micallef Programme” when people complain about the incorrect spelling of the show, then deliberately rename it “The Micallef Pogram” just to annoy those same people…
Who else would invite Tim Rogers on their show to promote his new CD, only to accuse him of plagiarism! (Youtube link)

I hope the country gives Newstopia the chance it deserves, we need more intellectual comedy in this country!





Psycho complains to City

18 09 2007

Local lunatic David Thompson complains to Charlotte, NC city council during a community access forum, which is conveniently captured on tape and broadcast live on the local community access channel. There aren’t enough tags to cover his rant against ice in the arena, rogue helicopter pilots, and “terrorist pussies”.





Carson City Council SMACK

18 09 2007

Watch this video of Carson Public Works Commission Chairman Jan Schaefer get smacked lightly at a Carson City Council meeting and totally overreact! Mayor Jim Dear wants Vera Robles Dewitt (assailant, and owner of Carson Bail Bonds) arrested!





100 of the World’s Strangest Laws

19 08 2007

Here is a list of the world’s most ridiculous laws… no wonder lawyers earn so much!

Some of my favorites:

  • In Vermont, women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.
  • In Florida, unmarried women who parachute on Sundays can be jailed
  • In Providence, Rhode Island, USA, it is still illegal for shop owners to sell toothpaste and toothbrushes to the same customer on a Sunday.
  • In Oklahoma, USA, it is still illegal to make faces at a dog, a crime that could result in a prison sentence.
  • In Texas, USA, criminals are still required to give their victims at least 24 hours oral or written notice giving details of the crime they are about to commit.
  • Until 1984 Belgians were made to choose their children’s names from a list of 1500 drawn up in the days of Napoleon.

Complete List

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Why, That’s Delightful!

18 08 2007

Why, That’s Delightful!

The official blog of Graham Linehan, the genius behind “Father Ted”, “Black Books” and “The IT Crowd”!

Enjoy his unique perspective on the world around us.





How to tell when your community has too much tax revenue

18 08 2007

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With the lousy economy in Michigan, most towns and cities have been struggling with shrinking revenues from state and local property taxes. All over the state, public employees have been getting laid off. There are, of course exceptions, with Bloomfield Hills north of Detroit being one of them. How many cops have you seen cruising around your neighborhood in $100,000 Cadillac XLR-Vs?

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How Much Time Rudy Giuliani Really Spent At Ground Zero [GRAPHIC]

18 08 2007

Records show that Giuliani spent 29 hours there, far less time than that of recovery workers, who often worked consecutive 12-hour days.

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